My unfortunate dilemma........

[THREEDFLYER]

I'm writing this with a heavy heart.

As much as I love firearms, it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.

Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.

Thanks for reading and understanding...

1. Dustpan and broom

2. Sponges

3. Blower

4. Mop and bucket

5. Lawn Mower

6. Vacuum

7. Leaf blower

8. Laundry detergent

9. Hand Tools

 

[Alan]

Had me worried for a second there
You’re just downsizing adulthood, not firearms. Well played!

 

[CheeseMan]

That's hilarious.

 

[Peter K]